Tag: funny
group name: fictionaddiction
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December 20, 2006 05:49 PM EST --
A Jewish Mother After Hanukkah
A man received two sweaters for Hanukkah from his mother. The next time he visited her, he made sure to wear one of the two sweaters.
As he entered her home, instead of . . . more
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December 18, 2006 10:32 PM EST --
Bill Gates Meets His Programmer
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stands over him and says, "Well Bill, I'm really confused on this one. It's a tough decision. . . . more
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January 13, 2007 07:48 PM EST --
A Fruitful Confession
Paddy goes to confession and says to the priest, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. It's been three weeks since my last confession, and in that time I have committed the . . . more
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February 04, 2008 10:04 AM EST --
"I'm writing to the keeper of the constitution," announced Alvin.
"The keeper of the which," Leroy asked.
Jabo was cutting the hair of Professor Justin, an infrequent . . . more
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May 22, 2008 12:47 PM EDT --
Wouldn't it be a kick to really just dig deep into my geekdom and say IG-88 was The Best Robot in Movies?
IG-88, as nobody but me knows, was the robot that very, very, briefly, appeared . . . more
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July 12, 2007 11:53 AM EDT --
This anonymous e-mail was in my box this morning:
The Church Gossip
Mildred, the church gossip, self-appointed monitor of the
church's morals, kept sticking her nose into . . . more
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January 27, 2008 12:54 AM EST --
My son doesn't ask why, why, why, like other kids. He never phrases his questions like a typical preschooler, "Mommy, why is the moon in the sky?" or "Mommy, why do airplanes . . . more
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March 11, 2007 07:46 PM EDT --
If College Students Wrote The Bible
The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning -- cold.
The Ten Commandments would actually be only five -- double-spaced and written in a large font.
A . . . more
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January 05, 2007 05:35 PM EST --
The Pastor's Mother and the Usher
An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps. "Where would you like . . . more
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January 05, 2007 05:38 PM EST --
On Fire!
During a recent ecumenical gathering, a secretary rushed in shouting, "The building is on fire!"
The Methodists gathered in the corner and prayed.
The Baptists cried, "Where . . . more
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December 18, 2006 07:46 AM EST --
Muldoon Mourns his Mutt
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and said, "Father, my dog is dead. . . . more
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January 25, 2008 04:18 PM EST --
I took my four-year-old for a haircut yesterday. What an ordeal. This is a child who cannot hold still. I remember my mom talking about my little brother. She'd . . . more
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March 13, 2008 01:19 PM EDT --
Nick was entangled in a blood feud, but not the way he thought.
(A genre I aspire to: Humorous science fiction. This is just the beginning of a 7,000 word short story. Any comments/suggestions are . . . more
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October 05, 2006 09:53 PM EDT --
"Next year onwards we will be speaking to you in Bengali" that was what most of my clan said to me, when I announced to them that Indranil and I were tying the knot.
Why? I mean its ok that . . . more
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February 10, 2007 05:37 PM EST --
Taking Faith Healing Too Far
A faith healer asked Moshe how his family was getting along. "They're all fine," Moshe said, "Except my uncle. He's very sick."
"Your uncle . . . more
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January 27, 2007 11:40 PM EST --
Elisha and Two She-Bears
A minister was talking to a children's Sunday school class about the Old Testament story of the children who mocked Elisha on his journey to Bethel. For once, he had everyone's . . . more
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December 28, 2006 11:29 AM EST --
A Million Times Smarter
There were three men who died and before God would let them into heaven, God gave them a chance to come back as anything they wanted.
The first guy said, " I want to come . . . more
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January 28, 2007 02:46 AM EST --
I am not sure about you, but I am pretty particular about certain things. Not in a negative way, just in a certain way. I don't appreciate people bending the spine of a new book. . . . more
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January 05, 2007 05:29 PM EST --
A Prayer for Dinner Parties
A woman invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't . . . more
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December 28, 2006 11:26 AM EST --
Sister, Got Milk?
There once was a 94-year-old nun in the 1890's whose worn-out body began to surrender. Her doctor prescribed for her a shot of whiskey three times a day, to relax her.
However, . . . more
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